Another short one.
Two things submitted for your consideration.
1. I am not a “psycho control freak.” I like order. That’s it! It doesn’t have to be my way. (“Order” is relative.)
2. Calling me “weird” is not the back handed compliment/insult you may think. I am unlike others in your life because I refuse to cater to and comply with societal fads and whims. If my refusal means that I’m “weird” then HELL YEAH I’M WEIRD.